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Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where

bunta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha .Kisi ne kaha ,Kya kar rahe ho? bunta -dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he..

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes 4 a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya ha.

While walking in da highlandz Santa fell down a bottomless hole. Banta: Santa u ok? Santa: I am ok Banta: Did any thing broke? Santa: No, dere's nothing down here

Teacher: Mein tayno kuttay ty essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kiun naee liyandaa ? Santa: Kee kardaa Ustaad ji, jaini waari mein kuttay tay Pen rakhia oh paj jaanda si

Santa: I hav swallowed a key. Doctor: Whn? Santa: 4 months ago! Doctor: What were u doing til now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I hav lost it too

Preeto: Shouted at Santa: You r gonna be really sorry! Im going 2 LEAVE u! Santa: Make up ur mind! Which 1 is it gonna be?

Titanic dooob rhaa tha. 1 adme ny santa se poocha Dharti kitny dooor hay. Santa 3kms. admi ne samandur me jump laga k pucha kis tarf. Santa: NEECHE.........

Santa went 2 see a girl 4 wedding. Their families decided 2 leave them fr some talk. After sum time santa asks: "pehn ji, tussi kinne pehn paraa ho?" Girl: "Vaisay tay 4 si, par hun 5 ho gaye aan."