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Boss during Interview for Post of Secretary asked What's the Difference between a Paperclip & a Screw? Lady: I don't know, I've never been Paperclipped

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

SANTA: "I Love U" Means Kya Hota H? . GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun . SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saaly master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha ha.

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I hav a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?

Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He iz at medical school. Santa singh : what iz he studying ? Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him.

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene ha. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega iss layi tere vi gin laye ne.