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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, Neither can balance a checkbook & Both put too much value on kissing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don?t hesitate, JUST SLAP yourself Mistake aap ki hi hogi :

Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta, Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon, Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..

Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko

If I were to make a dictionary CUTE=you SWEET=you THOUGHTFUL=you GOOD LOOKING=you GORGEOUS=you LIAR=me!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to u?

A man said 2 his doctor everytime I look in the mirrorI get an erection? the doctor said ?That?s because u look like a cunt!