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Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.

Rocky aPni Siahat k Qisay Sunata Rehta Tha, ek Roz Us Ki Mulaqat Apnay Dost Se hOi,Us k Dost Ne Pocha "Tum Hindustan Kabhi Gaye" rocky: Yes frNd: Or Afirica Dekha? Rocky: Wahan To 2 Sal Guzaray Hyn. Frnd: Khob ..america Or Australia Wahan Bhi Gaye? Rocky: Bilkul, frNd: Phr To Tum Geographia Se Khob Waqif Ho gAy? Rocky: Wahan Se To 2 Roz Pehlay Aya Hon.

Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta. Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady.