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A boy asked his mom where do babies come from and the mom said the stork then the boy said who has sex with the stork?

Do you ever notice that when you're driving anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants

A teacher ask "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies "feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!"

Man shouts to the wife cum & c my new clock, so wife walks into the bedroom & says thats not a clock! thats you standing naked with a hard on, Man says it will be a clock when you stick 2 hands & a face on it

What are three problems about being an egg? You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on ur face is ur mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard

I'm leaving India Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant ha.

Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman? A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.

He came to me one night, explored my body,licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill,when satisfied he left,I was hurt. DAMN MOSQUITO...

Out of four people one is chinese. If your father, your mother & your brother are not Chinese, then it must be yoU.